DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.

 WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes  =  No

2. No  =  Yes

3. Maybe  =  No

4. We need  =  I want

5. I am sorry  =  you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk  =  you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead  =  you better not

8. Do what you want  =  you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset  =  of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight  =  is s@x all you ever think about?

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MEN'S WORDS
         
1. I am hungry  =  I am hungry

2. I am sleepy  =  I am sleepy

3. I am tired  =  I am tired

4. Nice dress  =  Nice cleavage!

5. I love you  =  let's have s@x now

6. I am bored  =  Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you